Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

'Joy' Metallic Doll

This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.

US$260 from Monsterosity at Etsy.

Who Gives A Literal Flying F*ck?

ThinkGeek do. Love.

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter, US$19.99 from ThinkGeek.

In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Buzz Buzz Neigh Neigh

The seller writes:

Uh-Oh! This is what happens when little Suzy leaves her toys in Daddy's matter transference modules...
Daddy told her to stay out of the lab a million times!
Now she went and left her pony to get combined with a fly! Eeek!
This hot pink little darling is about 4-3/4 inches tall and 4 inches long from the tip of her nose to the tip of her wing.
Go ahead, you know you want to sing it - my little horsefly, my little horsefly...

This one gets points for the description alone, the faux lashes on the horsie are bonus brilliance really.

US$10 from badsnail at Etsy.

Delicious decapitated heads

If we were felines, we'd be rubbing our paws in glee at these beautifully constructed decapitated head toys. The seller agrees:

My cat used to bring me dead things, and as much as I'd love to validate my cat's pride, I could not keep the bird carcass in front of the door. I figured all could win with this decapitated mouse head. I get to see her flex her mean skills and she gets to annihilate something.

You get three heads of your choice. Please indicate which heads you would like in the notes to seller. If none are indicated you get one of each.These de'cat'pitated heads are made with felt, poly-fil, organic cat nip and several gooey/oozy/bloody yarn neck bits.

Nom nom. Sigh. Perhaps in our next life.

US$25 from spellwell at Etsy.

Mischievous Moustache Monkey

Dashing debonaire sock monkey likes to groom his 'tache with organic pomade, read The Sartorialist and post photos of his outfits on his style blog.

US$25 from blackbirdfashion at Etsy.

Here kitty, kitty... (nsfw)

We at Our Other Favourites love us some inventive cross stitch. This gem would be an asset in the most discerning of collections.

US$8 from ruby42 at Etsy.

Krizzle Gradvlak

This guy means business:

Krizzle Gradvlak is an alien bounty hunter hired by the Sphyrnian high command to hunt down the escaped rebel Tithonian ship and destroy it. He is a ruthless and treacherous professional assassin. His favorite hobbies are skiing, scrap booking, sudoko, and vaporizing alien scum. No one is sure of Krizzle's origins, his home world, or anything about his back ground; they do know he's extremely dangerous and to stay well away from him. Be happy your not on Krizzle's hit list, cuz if you are You won't be for long.

Made of fleece, felt and AWESOME.

US$25 from happycloud at Etsy.

AK-47

A Palinesque wet dream, executed in spanish cedar.

US$60 from americanperil at Etsy.

Shane the Mature Sock Monkey

The seller writes:

Shane is a very active member of the lesbian community and is a bit of a womanizer. She has all kinds of interests but topping the list is clubbing and dancing into the wee hours of the morning and designing and creating amazing hairstyles.

US$35 from ShortBusStuffies at Etsy.

Headless Cat - Crochet Stuffed Animal

Why bother spending time crocheting ear tufts and attaching whiskers when you could just do a neat little flow of blood. Best given to children you want to turn into successful psychopaths.

US$22 from VoodooBunnyCreations at Etsy.

Popping Pimples Bird Toy

Nothing is more satisfying than squeezing a freshly cultivated pimple (or blackhead, if the gods have been nice to you). Give your pet bird the same pleasure with this amazing toy.

US$7 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Wood Genital Pull Toy (nsfw)

Cart your very own peen toy around the office when it's a bit quiet. Wheeee.

US$10 from Lunaverse at Etsy.

Adorable maggot

Creepy, cute and cuddly! Comes with a haiku:

You want to vomit,
And yet you want to hug me.
Very Confusing!

US$40 from PterodactylPants at Etsy.

Catnip creations

Stop wasting expensive sanitary products and chants of "mousie mousie" and toss your kitty a giant bloodied tampon. Guaranteed mood enhancer.

US$2 from theshancan at Etsy.

A little too gross? How about an eyeball instead. Your kitty can pretend they've just spiked it out of your head. Nom, nom.
US$10 from hannapt at Etsy.

Giant Praying Mantis - OOAK Original Soft Sculptural Work

The seller explains:

Who could be a better companion than this giant woolly mantid? This fierce creature is an original, one-of-a-kind, hansigurumi soft sculpture, handmade with precision and love, swathed in vivid hues of pink, indigo, and black.

And what a cuddly giant woolly mantid it is.

US$250 from hansigurumi at Etsy.

16" Red Monster Truck Nutz

YourNutz.com enthuses:

Introducing for the first time, the biggest, tallest, widest, deepest nutz you can buy anywhere.
...
These nutz have huge veins and a terrific surface texture. Too Cool!

Available in different sizes as well as chrome and other finish variants, though our heart lies firmly with the 16" red ones.

US$48 from yournutz.com.

Romantic Llama

Drama Llama's ex-girlfriend, Romantic Llama flutters her lashes at you in a most seductive manner. Whether you take her home or write her poems on Livejournal, Romantic Llama is a modern muse to lust after.

US$78 from belokrinitski at Etsy.