Sascrotch and Extraterresticles (nsfw)

From the creator of Pubism pinback buttons, two genius prints.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles prints, US$10 each from rthies at Etsy.

Buff My Nuggets Cross Stitch

Buff my nuggets. Buff them. Buff them hard.

US$18 from spamberly at Etsy.

16" Red Monster Truck Nutz

YourNutz.com enthuses:

Introducing for the first time, the biggest, tallest, widest, deepest nutz you can buy anywhere.
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These nutz have huge veins and a terrific surface texture. Too Cool!

Available in different sizes as well as chrome and other finish variants, though our heart lies firmly with the 16" red ones.

US$48 from yournutz.com.

Lucky Ball Jar

How, tell me — how has your kitchen been existing without lovingly preserved testicles? An abomination of kitchenly decorum. These are a must.

US$50 from Doodlemonkie at Etsy.