Showing posts with label tampon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tampon. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Crochet Gem Ring


This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes:
"Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"
We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.

US$135 from grocgroc at Etsy.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Playtex Notebook

Like your notebook with a slim design, absorbent and of regular consistency? Then this one's for you.

US$6 from ivylanedesigns at Etsy.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dont Put Anything In Your Vagina That You Wouldnt Put In Your Mouth Artwork (nsfw)

Not so much NSFWork as NSFLunch. We assume that no innocent tampons were harmed in the making of this poignant artwork.

US$120 from kateblack at Etsy.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Catnip creations

Stop wasting expensive sanitary products and chants of "mousie mousie" and toss your kitty a giant bloodied tampon. Guaranteed mood enhancer.

US$2 from theshancan at Etsy.

A little too gross? How about an eyeball instead. Your kitty can pretend they've just spiked it out of your head. Nom, nom.
US$10 from hannapt at Etsy.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Slightly Used - In Great Condition

Every Christmas tree should be adorned with used tampon ornaments. If not real ones, knitted will do.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Tampon Crafts: Toupee, Pan Flute and Christmas Lights

We need to build a tampon shrine to adequately worship the ingenuity of these delights and their masterful creator. We take off our cloches to your talents, oh Tampon Tamperer.

Priceless creations Tampon Toupee, Tampon Pan Flute and Tampon Christmas Lights from TamponCrafts.com.

Friday, October 24, 2008

USB Flash Drives

How can we decide between delicious-looking brains or a freshly used tampon? Either of these portable storage devices will be a most delightful addition to your computer paraphernalia.

1GB THINKSTICK flash memory brain
US$50 from Doodlemonkie at Etsy.

USB-Flash drive, 1GB storage, USB 2.0, RED, handfelted (with merino wool)
US$32 from quackhandmade at Etsy.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

How To Insert A Tampon Button Set

Be of use to those around you by educating them on proper tampon insertion. Bet grandma has been doing it wrong all her life and now she'll be edumacated in 4 classically illustrated steps.

US$4 from stasharoo at Etsy.