What's better than an octopus with a moustache?

A pirate octopus with a moustache! Why are pirates pirates? Cos they arrrrrr.

US$30 from Benandi at Etsy. Unfortunately this little octopal is sold.

Mischievous Moustache Monkey

Dashing debonaire sock monkey likes to groom his 'tache with organic pomade, read The Sartorialist and post photos of his outfits on his style blog.

US$25 from blackbirdfashion at Etsy.

Mona Lisa With Moustache

Salvador Dali's 'tache and Mona Lisa, was there ever a better combination to wear around one's neck?

US$6.95 from thegildedlily at Etsy.

Moustache Ride Burnout Pocket Tank

Why hello there, tank top of awesomeness. That's a nice 'tache you have there. Wanna come for a ride? *sleazy wink*

US$20 from asheyhiccup at Etsy.

Vlad the Impaler Purse

Poppy's and Bethan's favourite bags have a new contender, with hand-painted impaling action and a 'tache to rival even Hercule Poirot's.

US$79.95 from deadandundead at Etsy.

Rusty Roger Beardaclava

The seller writes:

Remember that time in grade 9 when you tried to grow a beard, and proudly sported a few sparse hairs?

Maybe you're still in that situation, maybe you can't have a beard at work, maybe your girlfriend thinks real beards smell like cheese or maybe you just want a cozy man-hat for those chilly days! Whichever it is, this hat is for you!

Comes with one mustache (shown in photos) but can be
interchanged with others from the collection. Snaps on the hat and mustaches make it a quick and easy way to nab that stylish 'stache you've always wanted.

We respect that.

US$79 from Freight at Etsy.

Moustache Ring for the Australian Bushfire Appeal

There is no better way to help victims of the recent Victorian bushfires than with a moustache ring from a specially set up shop, with all profits going to the Australian Red Cross Bushfire Appeal. We are watching this shop like hawks with laser beam emitting retinas, so many cute goodies.

Moustache Ring by Isette through OzBushfireAppeal at Etsy.

Happy birthday Poppy

A few offerings for my dear friend S on her birthday.

Real rabbit fur eye patch for the fashion forward pirate. This is a high quality eye patch embellished with genuine super soft, super sexy rabbit fur. The inside of the eye patch is lined with gauze for long term comfort. Elastic band so one size fits just about everyone. Unless you're a huge or tiny headed freakshow.

US$7 from DeadMenTellingTales at Etsy.


Poppy knows the lure of a good 'tache. Now celebrities are getting in on the action with these nifty badges.

(The one in the bottom left hand corner bears more than a passing resemblance to Nappy, non?)

US$4 (for set of four) from kingdog at Etsy.

Fancy a bit o' Dex? This Scrabble tile pendant will mean you can have him close to your heart each day.

US$6.50 from ktkcj at Etsy.

The Silly Sperm Shop

An entire shop dedicated to SPERM. Hurrah! We bow to thee Silly Sperm Shop. We hope to one day see a moustachioed sperm gracing your pages.

Just another moustachioed Monday ...

We here at OOF aren't afraid to admit to an unhealthy love of the tache.

Behold!


The endangered monster toothed tache.

US$10 from shuusei at Etsy.

The moody french kitler.

US$10 from Lavatican at Etsy.

Henri the incognito hound.

US$20 from henrihopper at Etsy.

Awww moustachio pistachio. We want to squish him.

US$12 from MyPreciousGrandchild at Etsy.


Moustaches really do grow on trees.

US$19 from mustacheclothing at Etsy.

Shit on a stick?

Nay, simply a moustachioed corn dog. Or rather a painting of one.

I like to think of him as Freddy, but you can name him whatever you like! This piece has great texture, and is the perfect gift for any corndog (or veggie corndog) lover.

And who doesn't love corndogs?

US$20 from cherryvalentino at Etsy.

The ultimate moustache

Outdo even Tom Selleck with this 70s style moustache. Use it as a cushion! A soft objet d'art! Save yourself the trouble of 'staching up this Movember and just cart this around all the live long day.

US$29 from krantzwerk at Etsy.

Hairy bandana

Here at Our Other Favourites we love us some moustache action. Etsy always obliges, with a dazzling array of 'tache goodies for us, including this handy bandana.

US$6 from kelseycliche at Etsy.

Mervin the Merman Plushie Doll

The seller tells us:

With his curly flowy hair and striking mustache, you won't be surprised to know that Mervin is a lady's man under the sea.

We can just picture it. Barry White purring in the background, Mervin the Merman wooing the ladies while checking out his snail trail reflection in a handy fish scale mirror.

US$20 from MyPreciousGrandchild at Etsy.

Moustachioed Fundies

A perfectly proportioned Pringles man moustache adorns these 'fundies' (fun + undies). You don't need to be a brunette to wear these...proclaims the seller. Well thanks be to Jeebus for that!

US$16 from maybeyoushoulddie at Etsy.

Handy Handlebars

Q: What is made of awesome and win?
A: Moustache that can do stuff. Puns included.

US$14 from hisss at Etsy.

Blushing Princess

She blushes with quiet superiority, for no whisker is as luxurious and pampered as her own and she knows it.

US$15 from CuriousZoo at Etsy.

Must-have moustaches

Who doesn't want to wear enormous moustache earrings?

US$6 from SheCountsCrows at Etsy.

Unpierced ears? Or want to add to your 'tache stash?

Wear both for hirsute hilarity!

US$14.99 from LittleAngelsJewelry at Etsy.