Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

In honour of Björk's swan dress

Dress up for casual friday or teach your children about the importance of wearing faux dead swans around your neck with these delightful interpretations of the singer's famous designer dress.

Bjork Swan Dress Halloween Costume US$100 from HeatherEve1234 at Etsy.

Bjork Style Finger Puppet US$12 from dingdongdesigns at Etsy.

Rainbow Couch Pellets

In as little as 3 easy steps, you too can prevent your couch eating up loose change!

But that's not all. Rainbow Couch Pellets also ease your furniture's achy joints and sooth the anxiety that leads to hoarding. Cholesterol Free.

US$2 from RowdyBliss at Etsy.

Flap Choker Necklace

Wear your flaps around your neck. These are so floppy and soft-looking.

US$24 from isobelandcleo at Etsy.

Rusty Roger Beardaclava

The seller writes:

Remember that time in grade 9 when you tried to grow a beard, and proudly sported a few sparse hairs?

Maybe you're still in that situation, maybe you can't have a beard at work, maybe your girlfriend thinks real beards smell like cheese or maybe you just want a cozy man-hat for those chilly days! Whichever it is, this hat is for you!

Comes with one mustache (shown in photos) but can be
interchanged with others from the collection. Snaps on the hat and mustaches make it a quick and easy way to nab that stylish 'stache you've always wanted.

We respect that.

US$79 from Freight at Etsy.

ManHandle Pot Holders (nsfw)

Best peen-related idea ever. Colour coordinate with matching boob bowls for extra win.

ManHandle Pot Holder in Tan and in Red, US$6.50 each from ayarnnut at Etsy.

Headless Cat - Crochet Stuffed Animal

Why bother spending time crocheting ear tufts and attaching whiskers when you could just do a neat little flow of blood. Best given to children you want to turn into successful psychopaths.

US$22 from VoodooBunnyCreations at Etsy.

Poo Patch Fingerless Gloves

Poppy, stop drooling at these, it's summer!

US$15 from AnnieCho at Etsy.

We interrupt this blog post...

...to make you very afraid, for our beloved witchlet sperm with an axe are a lethal combination and we had to warn you.

Axe Pendant, AU$139 from Karen Walker at MyCatwalk and Witch Sperm from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

Finger Puppets - Four Play Set (nsfw)

The seller of this neat little set writes:

This crocheted set comes with 2 innies (vagina and anus) and 2 outies (penis and tongue).
...
Penises, Vaginas and Anuses are available in four colours-- peach, tan, brown or dark brown. Tongues are available in light or dark pink.

US$20 from shannongerard at Etsy.

Bright Yellow Banana Blanket (slightly nsfw)

Not technically NSFW since it's just a knitted tube, right? The seller explains:

Wrap your favorite toy in warmth. This bright yellow Cock Coozy measures 8 inches long and stretches to fit width (within reason).
...
I smoke in my home. I will do my best to ensure that your coozy is stink free. I do store them in airtight containers in a smoke free room. But let's face it...if you're shopping for these things, your Cock Coozy smelling like smoke might be the least of your problems.

Put a hoodie on your woody!

We are particularly fond of the hoodie slogan.

US$8 from Pricktastic at Etsy.

Knitting in Biology 101

The seller writes:

3 out of 4 biologists agree: Knitting in Biology 101 is the cutest biology project, ever! If you think so too, then this, my friend, is the art object for you.

Wow your scientist friends and colleagues with the coolness of this piece of knitted art. The frog is hand knit from a silk/wool blend, and his little innards are needle-felted by hand out of 100% wool. He comes pinned into his wooden 8 x 10 inch frame, but he is not glued down, so you can take him out and cuddle him if you wish.

US$62 from CraftyHedgehog at Etsy.

Ocean Blue Beret

A thoughtful gift for someone with an exotic nose or a nursing mother, perhaps. The seller croons:

A unique OOAK stylish hat for this winter.
Like an underwater garden of sea grasses and sparkles, it's like diving deep in tropical waters and being refreshed by blueness.

US$80 from artnomadix at Etsy.

Happy Spermas

At OOF we take festivities seriously. If we could be bothered to have a Christmas tree, we would. But instead we'll settle for this designer light fitting, which has enough shiny glowing spermlets to delight even the most discerning sperm connoisseurs.

Sperm Light Fitting, $POA from posh designer lamp shop in Paddington, Sydney.


To our eternal delight, one of the gifts we have received includes a witchlet sperm from the legendary maker of Ballerina Sperm. Love.

Wicked Witch Sperm, no longer available (because it's ours ) from freezedriedevil at Etsy.

Cowl (and I don't mean the pommy git by the same name)

Mr Willy will keep your neck warm but "what about my dog" you ask? This cowl will satisfy the fussiest four footed fashionista.

US$10 from kconwayshop at Etsy.

Bliss! (nsfw)

The look on the seller's face says it all but in case you need more convincing "It is stuffed with polyester fiberfill so it's 'plushy' to the touch". A must for every glovebox.

US$20 from aplayfulyarn at Etsy.

Keychain Purselet Handknitted Willy (nsfw)

This pretty little peen will hold your lipbalm and spare change in the nutsack. So sweet.

US$20 from NaughtyKnits at Etsy.

Giant Praying Mantis - OOAK Original Soft Sculptural Work

The seller explains:

Who could be a better companion than this giant woolly mantid? This fierce creature is an original, one-of-a-kind, hansigurumi soft sculpture, handmade with precision and love, swathed in vivid hues of pink, indigo, and black.

And what a cuddly giant woolly mantid it is.

US$250 from hansigurumi at Etsy.

Knitted Poop (light brown)

We always tend to feature dark brown classical poo. This one is of a light brown variety, we had to mix it up a little.

US$10 from FeralWorks at Etsy.

Slightly Used - In Great Condition

Every Christmas tree should be adorned with used tampon ornaments. If not real ones, knitted will do.

US$8 from GoreDecor at Etsy.