Buzz Buzz Neigh Neigh

The seller writes:

Uh-Oh! This is what happens when little Suzy leaves her toys in Daddy's matter transference modules...
Daddy told her to stay out of the lab a million times!
Now she went and left her pony to get combined with a fly! Eeek!
This hot pink little darling is about 4-3/4 inches tall and 4 inches long from the tip of her nose to the tip of her wing.
Go ahead, you know you want to sing it - my little horsefly, my little horsefly...

This one gets points for the description alone, the faux lashes on the horsie are bonus brilliance really.

US$10 from badsnail at Etsy.

Horse head plush

The Corleone family could have saved themselves a lot of trouble (not to mention a racehorse's life) by picking up one of these plushes.

Send someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.

US$45 from Kropserkel.com.

"Why Bitch? Why?" Screen Printed Tshirt

We hope that one day we can work in an office with a relaxed dress code, so as to wear this tee when the boss asks us to stay back after work. We are already practicing the accompanying melodramatic sighs.

US$15 from friendsofphoebe at Etsy.