This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes: "Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.
We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.
This scientific gem and its description have us rather intrigued: Owl puke is fascinating! No, really!US$5.99 from ThinkGeek.
Owl digestion. Who hasn't wondered about the process? I mean, come on. It's fascinating. Check it out - one of those nocturnal flying ninjas swoops silently out of the sky, snatches up some poor vole, and swallows it in one gulp! Mmm, tiny rodents are delicious!
This is where the cool comes in. They've got two stomachs - one that does all the digesting, which does the best job it can, and the other stomach for, um, storage. See, owls do a great job at digesting all the meat and guts off of their mammalian meals, but bones, teeth and hair are indigestible. What's an owl to do with the leftovers?
Puke it up, of course!
Little packets of owl leavings litter the floor beneath an owl's nest, and they're each a miniature snapshot of a meal long gone. Teeny little bones, and skulls in each bundle are fascinating glimpses into the circle of life! Cue the monkey choir, dancing hippos, and rows of prancing dik-diks as King Simba is raised above the savannah... Oops, got a little carried away there.
For a Victorian vampire, all it took to get an expression of such utter gleeful joy was a sip of your schweet, schweet blood. For us, it would take a 50% off sale at Sephora with free international shipping.
In as little as 3 easy steps, you too can prevent your couch eating up loose change! 
What better way to have your soap served to you first thing in the morning than on a bed of glistening, glazed worms. Nom nom.
Ice-haired and beveined, The Belly Button Witch is coming to an abdomen near you to nom on delicious umbilical remnants.
Nothing is more satisfying than squeezing a freshly cultivated pimple (or blackhead, if the gods have been nice to you). Give your pet bird the same pleasure with this amazing toy.
The seller of this one states: This is Chad.We can totally see this as the new It Bag.
Chad has a bit of a skin problem. He doesn't like to talk about it. He also doesn't like the number 23.
Not so much NSFWork as NSFLunch. We assume that no innocent tampons were harmed in the making of this poignant artwork.
The recipe calls for watch parts, a foetus-like Mike Myers sculpture and suspiciously organic-looking yellow fluid. Mix ingregients together and chill. Serve with delicious handmade cookies. Nom.
Every Christmas tree should be adorned with used tampon ornaments. If not real ones, knitted will do.
Unfortunately this batch has sold but I'm sure the seller could whip up another batch of these crowd pleasers for you. And she has - new listing posted below!
