Cthulhu Kitty Art Doll

Cthulhu, with kitty ears. One of a kind art doll. Reserved for a lucky buyer, but if you're desperate for one then contact the seller and beg and plead for your very own.

US$150 from limeinmoloko at Etsy.

Delicious decapitated heads

If we were felines, we'd be rubbing our paws in glee at these beautifully constructed decapitated head toys. The seller agrees:

My cat used to bring me dead things, and as much as I'd love to validate my cat's pride, I could not keep the bird carcass in front of the door. I figured all could win with this decapitated mouse head. I get to see her flex her mean skills and she gets to annihilate something.

You get three heads of your choice. Please indicate which heads you would like in the notes to seller. If none are indicated you get one of each.These de'cat'pitated heads are made with felt, poly-fil, organic cat nip and several gooey/oozy/bloody yarn neck bits.

Nom nom. Sigh. Perhaps in our next life.

US$25 from spellwell at Etsy.

Here kitty, kitty... (nsfw)

We at Our Other Favourites love us some inventive cross stitch. This gem would be an asset in the most discerning of collections.

US$8 from ruby42 at Etsy.

Small Dirty Pussy (nsfw but not what you think)

This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.

US$90 from thenaughtybee at Etsy.

Kitty Litter Charm

Cute, despite the distinct absence of a turd on a string.

US$6 from Komodokat at Etsy.

Headless Cat - Crochet Stuffed Animal

Why bother spending time crocheting ear tufts and attaching whiskers when you could just do a neat little flow of blood. Best given to children you want to turn into successful psychopaths.

US$22 from VoodooBunnyCreations at Etsy.

Spaz is pissed

I'm guessing that Spaz is the subject and yes he/she does look pissed. It's crying out for some lolcat action.

US$25 from photomars at Etsy.

Your cat wants you to buy this

Notice as you read this scintillating post how your cat has its eyes fixed on you. It's called mind control and cats are very good at it.

Buy this bowl (Kermit got me to write that via mind control. See? It's true.).

US$22 from wallywarepottery at Etsy.

Catnip creations

Stop wasting expensive sanitary products and chants of "mousie mousie" and toss your kitty a giant bloodied tampon. Guaranteed mood enhancer.

US$2 from theshancan at Etsy.

A little too gross? How about an eyeball instead. Your kitty can pretend they've just spiked it out of your head. Nom, nom.
US$10 from hannapt at Etsy.

Your new bag.

Behold the cat bag! Be the centre of attention with this mammoth feline slung over your shoulder.

US$50 from aquakoala at Etsy.

Kitty Thinks You're An Asshole Sticker

We are perplexed as to why this item has "Discontinued/Retired" in its title at Amazon. This better be a sales trick of some sort, or we will get our claws out. Bad Kitty is so adorably grouchy, even if he does think you're a cormhole.

Bad Kitty Sticker #1 by evilkid - US$4.95 from Coolstuff4U at Amazon.