In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle...

...be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

From susyranner at Flickr.

Stitched-up Zombie Bear Necklace

The seller writes:

You are invited to a Zombie Bear picnic; bring friends, they can eat a lot!

From stitched up wounds, yellowed teeth, and a bulging red eye, it’s clear that this little guy isn’t your typical teddy bear. He was handmade out of polymer clay, and then given a fur-like texture. Around his wounds, he was lightly coated with liquid polymer, giving the appearance of matted fur. His arms, legs, and head, are free to move and sway, allowing him to express himself as he sees fit.

We love the attention to detail and the sexy pose in the last pic.

US$30 from DeliciousHobo at Etsy.

Plush Stuffed Animal with OVERSIZED HANDCRAFTED GRAPHIC VAGINA that emits child laugh/cry sound

I'm assuming that the bear itself emits a child laugh/cry sound and not the charmingly described (in caps no less!) OVERSIZED HANDCRAFTED GRAPHIC VAGINA.

US$45 from Furburger (!!) at Etsy.

Thanks For The Pole Dance Letterpress Bear Print

When was the last time you thanked a bear for a pole dance? Here's your chance.

US$15 from YeeHaw at Etsy.