For your Kokeshi Doll collection...

We have recently been enamoured by cute Kokeshi dolls, the Japanese-inspired decorative dolls to brighten up your interiors, especially by our friend Viv's little collection over at Ish and Chi.

However, we do feel that the selection presented to you today is made of pure nerdly goodness and will be treasured by your spawn for many light years to come. Display them next to the beloved light saber on your bedside table.

Cartman Limited Edition US$32 from myKokeshi at Etsy, Sith Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Vulcan Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Villain Inspired Custom from temple7e at Etsy.

AK-47

A Palinesque wet dream, executed in spanish cedar.

US$60 from americanperil at Etsy.

Unique Twin Tipped Wand - Elder - To Enhance All Magic

Unique wooden stick wand. An absolute bargain, especially considering the current exchange rate.

US$25 from mazedasastoat at Etsy.

Wood Genital Pull Toy (nsfw)

Cart your very own peen toy around the office when it's a bit quiet. Wheeee.

US$10 from Lunaverse at Etsy.

Gardening Helps You Hide The Bodies Sign

Install this in your mother-in-law's or evil manager's garden so the neighbours know exactly what she's doing with her bum in the air and a spade in her claws.

US$15 from asignofthetimes at Etsy.