Musings from a Spermy Saturday...

It was one of those Saturdays recently, where spermlets just followed us around. As they do.

First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Set of bracelets AU$16.95 from Sportsgirl.

Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Milk Hot Chocolate from Lindt Cafe, Cockle Bay Wharf, Sydney. Photo courtesy of Poppy.

'Joy' Metallic Doll

This fiery little creation will always be happy to see you, even if her happiness is more schadenfreude than joy. We envy her perfectly glossy red lips.

US$260 from Monsterosity at Etsy.

Stink Finger Vinyl Wallet

So the mags keep squealing that luxury is dead. This means you'll be putting away that LV monogrammed wallet and replacing it with this delightful number.

US$10.89 from agorables at Etsy.

The Flaming Chihuahuas of the Apocalypse Poco Diablo

Meet Diablo, a pyromaniac doglet with masterfully applied fake eyelashes.

US$75 from chatnoirstudios at Etsy.