Krizzle Gradvlak

This guy means business:

Krizzle Gradvlak is an alien bounty hunter hired by the Sphyrnian high command to hunt down the escaped rebel Tithonian ship and destroy it. He is a ruthless and treacherous professional assassin. His favorite hobbies are skiing, scrap booking, sudoko, and vaporizing alien scum. No one is sure of Krizzle's origins, his home world, or anything about his back ground; they do know he's extremely dangerous and to stay well away from him. Be happy your not on Krizzle's hit list, cuz if you are You won't be for long.

Made of fleece, felt and AWESOME.

US$25 from happycloud at Etsy.

My uterus is a superhero

Yep, that's right. My uterus can beat up your uterus blindfolded.

Complete with cape and superhero curl.

US$17.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

Squid hat

In the tradition of the shark hat comes the squid hat. Tentacles are so hot right now.

US$30 from ObeyMyBrain at Etsy.

Adorable maggot

Creepy, cute and cuddly! Comes with a haiku:

You want to vomit,
And yet you want to hug me.
Very Confusing!

US$40 from PterodactylPants at Etsy.

Horse head plush

The Corleone family could have saved themselves a lot of trouble (not to mention a racehorse's life) by picking up one of these plushes.

Send someone a message they will never forget without the risk of facing prison time for it.

US$45 from Kropserkel.com.

Bliss! (nsfw)

The look on the seller's face says it all but in case you need more convincing "It is stuffed with polyester fiberfill so it's 'plushy' to the touch". A must for every glovebox.

US$20 from aplayfulyarn at Etsy.

Shark hat

Fascinators, shmascinators. Stand out from the crowd this Spring Racing Carnival in a plush shark hat.

US$33 from ObeyMyBrain at Etsy.

Pus-covered scab plushie

This lovingly handmade felted scab comes replete with pus. The idea came to SeeBooKnit after a fruitless search for scabs on Etsy.

US$7 from SeeBooKnit at Etsy.

Cutesypoo Combo

A defecator's delight, this pack will please even the most discerning poo collector.

US$30 from Cutesypoo at Etsy.