In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Bloody Sheets - Twin Size

Put these sheets on the marital bed to indicate that your Festival Of The Blood is near, and your partner will placate your every icecreamy wish until they're off the bed. We can almost guarantee it.

US$32 from horrordecor at Etsy.

Splat Stan

Splat stan coaster - Imagining your enemii as this coaster is almost as satisfying as a stabbing a voodoo penii. Stan is the cousin of Dead Fred.

AU$19.95 from NoteMaker. They also have a shop called The Source on Queen Street in Melbourne.

My absolute favourite offering from The Source/NoteMaker is the Sharp End.
Simply stick your pencil in the cat's butt, sharpen and hear it meow. Includes litter tray and keeps your pencils pointy.

AU$19.95 from NoteMaker. Also available from The Source.