Here kitty, kitty... (nsfw)

We at Our Other Favourites love us some inventive cross stitch. This gem would be an asset in the most discerning of collections.

US$8 from ruby42 at Etsy.

If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle...

...be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

From susyranner at Flickr.

Fuck Off Bookmark

Poppy, this is to guard you against any douchenozzles that bother you on public transport or at work.

US$5 from RachelMckay at Etsy.

Sniff Glue Worship Satan Cross Stitch

This new addition to our delicious little cross stitch category proves yet again that some life lessons are best conveyed in cross stitch.

US$30 from misofunky at Etsy.

Spelling with Elements PDF Cross Stitch Patterns

Now this is the type of science we would have appreciated at school, not acids and bases.

Spelling with Elements and Spelling with Elements 2, US$5 each from AnticuteAntiGRated at Etsy.

Goooooood Morning Cross Stitch Pattern (nsfw)

If you were looking for a cross stitch pattern that is at full mast even before you begin stitching, this is it.

US$7 from CrotchStitch at Etsy.

Best cross-stitch EVER

How to broach the subject of a co-worker/friend/family member's stinky snatch? It's a sensitive subject afterall. I challenge you to find anyone who'd be offended upon hearing the news via this cutesy cross stitch.

US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

Buff My Nuggets Cross Stitch

Buff my nuggets. Buff them. Buff them hard.

US$18 from spamberly at Etsy.

Lick Me Where I Pee Cross Stitch

Nothing inspires amorous adventures like a lovingly cross-stitched instruction manual.

US$10 from DirtyBirdCrossStitch at Etsy.

Cross-Stitch Vandalism

Itch Me Balls...
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

Sweet Zombie Jesus
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

I Would Eat You But...
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

Elves Like Anal cross stitched ornament

The seller writes: "Elves. Santa's little helpers. Santa's playthings when Mrs. Claus just isn't in the mood. Well, any hole will do for Santa sometimes." Who are we to argue?

US$20 from spamberly at Etsy.

Cuntloaf

Great-aunt Gladys will love this dinky little framed cross-stitch.

US$26 from spamberly at Etsy.