Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

Gothic Victorian Taxidermy Squirrel Foot Keyhole Necklace

You know you've ingested too many internets when you look at a necklace featuring the paws of a dead squirrel and think it looks like Goatse. On the plus side, we've already featured the matching earrings.

US$95 from lovedtodeath at Etsy.

Road Kill Squirrel Neoprene Mask

Your favourite Hannibal Lecter mask will be gathering dust on a forgotten shelf as you prance about in this elegant little number. Squirrels with bleeding eyes are the new black.

US$225 from alyssaravenwood at Etsy.

In honour of Kitty's birthday

Sadly, taxidermied animal jewellery is hard to find.

Thankfully, this pair of squirrel feet earrings exist.

US$65 from lovedtodeath at Etsy.

Happy birthday Kitty!!

US$34.99 from The House of Mouse at Etsy.

US$7 for a pack of 4 cards from ScotiaMade at Etsy.

Squitches Master

We are incredibly relieved that the 'sample' marks aren't on the print itself, we wouldn't want such a delicious specimen obstructed. Squitches are squirrel bitches, naturally.

US$3.25 from superdog at Etsy.