For your Kokeshi Doll collection...

We have recently been enamoured by cute Kokeshi dolls, the Japanese-inspired decorative dolls to brighten up your interiors, especially by our friend Viv's little collection over at Ish and Chi.

However, we do feel that the selection presented to you today is made of pure nerdly goodness and will be treasured by your spawn for many light years to come. Display them next to the beloved light saber on your bedside table.

Cartman Limited Edition US$32 from myKokeshi at Etsy, Sith Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Vulcan Inspired Custom US$30 from temple7e at Etsy, Villain Inspired Custom from temple7e at Etsy.

Who Gives A Literal Flying F*ck?

ThinkGeek do. Love.

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter, US$19.99 from ThinkGeek.

Mario, Meatball Parm and Wrinkleface

We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.

Mario and the Mystery of the Meatball Parm, Meatball Parm and Wrinkle Face US$40 each from marktsedita at Etsy.

({*}) Geeky Vulva Decal Sticker

We can totally see this vadgely gem in one's kitchen, decorating the microwave door. Matching boob pot holders sold separately.

US$7.50 from DirtyDecals at Etsy.

I would give up my superfast internet for you card

*FOR THE WEEKEND.

So much win, honestly. We love.

US$4 from ableandgame at Etsy.

( . )( . ) Pot Holders (nsfw)

Grab a handful of ASCII-style boob each time you burn something in the kitchen. ( . )( . ) for all.

US$15 from CrochetandCrafts at Etsy.

Blue Screen of Death in a Glass Frame

Perfect for the office KK in a software development firm, especially if the recipient is a bride of Linux.

US$20 from reza57 at Etsy.