Nippleclogular Footwear (NSFW)

Your boss will never look down your top again, he'll be too busy checking out your perky new shoes. Through Lost At E Minor.

Hooker Cookies (slightly nsfw)

The seller enthuses:

Another Pleasure Stimulating creation by Tom himself. Hooker Cookies, are ALL NATURAL..need I see more. A feast for the Eyes, and the mouth. Give us one night of Bliss..you will be Hooked. The Hooker Cookies are baked so they 'Hook' together..and carry a unmelted rosebud of chocolate in the center. Made with 2 kinds of Sugar, 60% Cacao Chips (Giradelli), Grade A Butter, Vanilla, Flour and Eggs. They are as perfect as they get. Packed neatly in a pink little box, and draped with a tantalizing Bra hand painted and signed..with either Tom's Signature..or a hand inscribed message of your Choice.

US$8.95 from Tom695 at Etsy.

Shane the Mature Sock Monkey

The seller writes:

Shane is a very active member of the lesbian community and is a bit of a womanizer. She has all kinds of interests but topping the list is clubbing and dancing into the wee hours of the morning and designing and creating amazing hairstyles.

US$35 from ShortBusStuffies at Etsy.

Big Boobies Magnets (nsfw)

Every fridge is secretly dying for some areolae. Indulge yours today and it might just stop pissing on your kitchen floor.

US$4 from Buttonhead at Etsy.

Bringing Sexy Back (slightly nsfw)

The seller writes:

8x8 inch, borderless print of my mannequin, Kathleen, wearing a Frankenstein mask. I also removed her arms in photoshop. Sorry, Kathleen! She's such a good sport.

Who knew that Frankenstein had such vivid lift-button nips?

US$23 from Frankenkitty at Etsy.

Ocean Blue Beret

A thoughtful gift for someone with an exotic nose or a nursing mother, perhaps. The seller croons:

A unique OOAK stylish hat for this winter.
Like an underwater garden of sea grasses and sparkles, it's like diving deep in tropical waters and being refreshed by blueness.

US$80 from artnomadix at Etsy.

Sexy Anna - French Bowl (nsfw)

Our darling friend Mops found this designer gem. We adore her but we love her even more now, for thanks to her we are able to present you with this unique nip-abundant saucer. Yeah, yeah, it comes with a cup, but the saucer - it has a nip. Just in case you didn't get that - there's a realistic-looking nip. On the saucer.

AU$49 from DesignForUse.

Boobie Bowl

This boob bowl is not only going to bring the boys to the yard, it's going to empty their pockets and poke their eyes out with fierce crocheted nips.

US$10 from KinkyCrochet at Etsy.

Hai to our friend Ginge

Bonny Red the Pirate - a pirate and a ginge at once. Win.
US$23 from Pinxit at Etsy.

Devil Squid - made of evil and cute.
US$35 from slugwork at Etsy.

Pirate Silver White Nipple Tassels - every self-respecting pirate needs a pair.
US$22 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.

Hairy Nipples

I've always believed that there is a dearth of necklaces extolling the virtues of hairy nipple lovin'.
How wrong I was.

US$20 from GillianGiggs at Etsy.

Hand scuplted pussy cookies

Unfortunately this batch has sold but I'm sure the seller could whip up another batch of these crowd pleasers for you. And she has - new listing posted below!

US$35 for 12 vag cookies from misskoco at Etsy.

We're also fond of the Golden Nipple Magnet - a steal at US$8