In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Kitty Litter Charm

Cute, despite the distinct absence of a turd on a string.

US$6 from Komodokat at Etsy.

Our urchins

You wanted to see them. Behold!

Poppy's. Tidy and seemingly closed for business.

US$70 from staroftheeast at Etsy.

Kitty's has teeth. Good luck with that.

us$45 from elementclaystudio at Etsy.

Bethan has two. Take scissors and watch your back.

US$34 from staroftheeast at Etsy.

Catnip creations

Stop wasting expensive sanitary products and chants of "mousie mousie" and toss your kitty a giant bloodied tampon. Guaranteed mood enhancer.

US$2 from theshancan at Etsy.

A little too gross? How about an eyeball instead. Your kitty can pretend they've just spiked it out of your head. Nom, nom.
US$10 from hannapt at Etsy.

The ultimate trophy

I'd like to award this amazing golden peen to Kitty for a job well done with the nsfw code. Cut or uncut?

US$8 from thepricklyforest at Etsy.

Happy birthday Kitty!!

US$34.99 from The House of Mouse at Etsy.

US$7 for a pack of 4 cards from ScotiaMade at Etsy.