In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Orange Poo Catcher Pants

The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.

US$60 from potc at Etsy.

Mario, Meatball Parm and Wrinkleface

We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.

Mario and the Mystery of the Meatball Parm, Meatball Parm and Wrinkle Face US$40 each from marktsedita at Etsy.

Genuine Owl Puke Pellet

This scientific gem and its description have us rather intrigued:

Owl puke is fascinating! No, really!

Owl digestion. Who hasn't wondered about the process? I mean, come on. It's fascinating. Check it out - one of those nocturnal flying ninjas swoops silently out of the sky, snatches up some poor vole, and swallows it in one gulp! Mmm, tiny rodents are delicious!
This is where the cool comes in. They've got two stomachs - one that does all the digesting, which does the best job it can, and the other stomach for, um, storage. See, owls do a great job at digesting all the meat and guts off of their mammalian meals, but bones, teeth and hair are indigestible. What's an owl to do with the leftovers?

Puke it up, of course!

Little packets of owl leavings litter the floor beneath an owl's nest, and they're each a miniature snapshot of a meal long gone. Teeny little bones, and skulls in each bundle are fascinating glimpses into the circle of life! Cue the monkey choir, dancing hippos, and rows of prancing dik-diks as King Simba is raised above the savannah... Oops, got a little carried away there.

US$5.99 from ThinkGeek.

Holy vomit, Batman!

Pow!!Gag!!Barf!! Aw, Snap! Batman's got a bad case of the barfs! Holy nausea, Batman! I hope that he's got some Bat-Antacids in that utility belt! This dark knight might be quite nimble in performing fantastic physical feats, but one thing this crime fighter sucks at is making it to the bat-toilet on time! Alfred's gonna be pissed when he sees this bat-heap!TIP: Put this in a highly ornate gold frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1.

US$30 from LegendaryTigerHero at Etsy.

Vomit Sun

Fishbones and axes, stringy poo nuggets
Flies and ciggie butts that resemble dead puppets,
Glass bottles painted with last night's vom flings;
These are a few of the sun's favourite things.

US$50 from pandakabobs at Etsy.