Nippleclogular Footwear (NSFW)

Your boss will never look down your top again, he'll be too busy checking out your perky new shoes. Through Lost At E Minor.

Little Miss Tshirt and Undies (nsfw)

From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...

Blue Little Miss Clitoris Cotton Booty Shorts US$15, Little Miss Clitoris Tee US$30 from from grabsomethingnaked at Etsy.

Mario, Meatball Parm and Wrinkleface

We are always on the lookout for new pieces of art to add to our collection. These three delightful pieces would brighten up any room.

Mario and the Mystery of the Meatball Parm, Meatball Parm and Wrinkle Face US$40 each from marktsedita at Etsy.

Vintage Bedpan Inbox and Urinal Vase Set

The description of this vintage wonder had us at oh hai:

AWWWWW! A Rose by any other name, would not be as sweet.
COLLECTIBLE...BIG TIME:
A Vintage Pediatric Toileting & Hospital Set. These are porcelain-coated metal.
A wear spot is seen on the base of the urinal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GREAT FUN USES:
Other than the obvious....
1\ MAIL-box and bud vase for any Medical Centre or Docs' or Health Care Managements' office
* I had used this set for my incoming mailbox on my desk; as much of the correspondence seemed rather Sh..ty anyway! haha. I used the urinal for my weekly treat to me; fresh flowers.
Everyone got a kick out of this: Sales Reps, other Mgmt, Staff, Visitors, etc, all aughed.
2\Gardeners use your imagination; as new pots/planters and vase in your yard, or garden. On a ledge etc.
3\Conversation pieces, I guarantee this do the trick!
4\Candle landscapes..in the bedpan, urinal laying in front or standing beside on guard.
4\ whatever makes you smile.....please let me know!
**** IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO SEE OR FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYDAY LIFE, PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT LIVING? By BJMoore

Assert your place as the office freak funperson and install it on your desk today.

US$30.15 from BJMoore at Etsy.

Rainbow Couch Pellets

In as little as 3 easy steps, you too can prevent your couch eating up loose change!

But that's not all. Rainbow Couch Pellets also ease your furniture's achy joints and sooth the anxiety that leads to hoarding. Cholesterol Free.

US$2 from RowdyBliss at Etsy.

Bed Pan Clock

The seller writes:

I bought two bedpans at an estate sale; one very old, and one brand new. This is the new one. The nice lady swore it had never been used. I washed it with bleach, anyway. Then I did some of my regular surgery, and now we have this fabulous clock.

Would look perfect in a country-style lounge room, we think.

US$27 from IMOTIME at Etsy.

Buttony Bernice, or wtf? (as I prefer)

Buttony Bernice is always worrying about the neighborhood’s business. She can be seen hanging out on her stoop,i n her striped housedress, hair curling in a towel, with a cig to spare. She doesn’t take crap from anyone.

But what is it?

US$35 from AvrilsUglyBabies at Etsy.

Cecil the Cook Shrunken Head

Perfect as a decoration for your office cubicle, especially if you already threaten to scalp people when they make eating noises.

US$33 from relicdwellers at Etsy.

Headless Cat - Crochet Stuffed Animal

Why bother spending time crocheting ear tufts and attaching whiskers when you could just do a neat little flow of blood. Best given to children you want to turn into successful psychopaths.

US$22 from VoodooBunnyCreations at Etsy.

Pink and Red Foam Letters Barrette MILF

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It may look like a dildo from Dr Seuss, but this thought didn't occur to the seller, as nowhere within the description or tags do the words "dildo" and "Dr Seuss" appear. Hmm.

Instead, the seller says describes it as a perfect piece of interactive abstract soft sculpture to pop in your living room, give as a gift, sit on, play with, cuddle, or just gaze lovingly at!

US$160 from emmajane3 at Etsy.

Baby Grrl Note Cards

"Vaginas aren't yet dirty at this stage"

Well thank fuck for that, we wouldn't want notecards with prints of a female whose vagina is already dirty from age! Phew.

US$14 from metaleyelash at Etsy.

Bindi Pendant

Ever wondered what the matriarch of a family of green worms looks like in Bollywood costume? Neither did we, and yet...

US$15 from weDesigns at Etsy.

OMG WTF LOL - 3 Slang Stitch Markers

Pwn the noobs in your knitting circle with these stitch markers. Let them weep into their half-finished creations while you show off these nifty babies with a compulsory smug mug.

US$4.50 from paperandyarn at Etsy.

Adventures of Barbie

Barbie Is Always Being Crucified
US$200 from 2LaVonne at Etsy.

A Lizard Eats Barbie Under A Mushroom
US$50 from 2LaVonne at Etsy.

Cobra Snake With Barbie Mate
US$200 from 2LaVonne at Etsy.

The Shocker Art Print

A two-headed grandma after a vaginal rejuvenation has had her hand bitten off for giving you the shocker. Captured in a print full of polkadots and more surprises than you can point a spiky nail at.

US$15 from SourOctopus at Etsy.

Penis Groom and Vagina Bride Anatomy Cake Topper

Tasteful and unique, this wedding cake topper is the perfect addition to your special day. The bed is cushioned and has little pillows, so rest assured that these representations of your anatomy will lounge on your cake in complete comfort.

US$25 from GreatEscapes at Etsy.

Glueck

The seller writes:

In German Glueck means luck. I'm not sure if this fellow brings good or bad luck but he's always happy and you can't resist rubbing that cute little tummy.

We could resist. Really.

US$28 from Nothinglikeit at Etsy.

MILF Keychain

Remind yourself of your MILF status every time you take out your keys. In case there are no whistling cues to remind you. Which isn't really a possibility if you're a real milf, we hear they each have a little echelon of schoolboys trailing them at all times.

US$16 from westbyron at Etsy.

STD Free Women's Bikini Panties

The author enthusiastically squeals:

"So...these panties are designed to let everyone know you are gono-syphil-crab-mydia-herp-itis FREE! Because no one wants to catch it!
...
New and never worn underwear!!!"

Well thank fuck for that. We wouldn't want to, you know, catch something!!! Because noone wants to catch it!!!!!!! Lyk eva!

US$10 from artisticle at Etsy.