The Mighty Hermaphrodite (nsfw)

Shiny, pointy cone peen erupting from a stylised vadge hand puppet, perfect gift for Mother's Day.

US$25 from goodmarvin at Etsy.

Buttony Bernice, or wtf? (as I prefer)

Buttony Bernice is always worrying about the neighborhood’s business. She can be seen hanging out on her stoop,i n her striped housedress, hair curling in a towel, with a cig to spare. She doesn’t take crap from anyone.

But what is it?

US$35 from AvrilsUglyBabies at Etsy.

Shane the Mature Sock Monkey

The seller writes:

Shane is a very active member of the lesbian community and is a bit of a womanizer. She has all kinds of interests but topping the list is clubbing and dancing into the wee hours of the morning and designing and creating amazing hairstyles.

US$35 from ShortBusStuffies at Etsy.

Muff Diver Magnet

Mariah Carey really meant Muff Diver, not Heart Breaker, and that's the way we're currently singing it.

US$3.50 from MelanieKors at Etsy.