Quasi the Roadkill Squirrel

It's a well-known fact that we at Our Other Favourites have a soft spot for squirrels. So we nearly creamed our pants* when we came across Quasi, the Roadkill Squirrel and his story:

This poor little handknit squirrel started off as any other cute furry little thing, but somewhere along the way everything went wrong. Named Quasi for the Quasimodo-like hump of his back, he tried to cross the road at the exact wrong time. A animal loving doctor found him and stitched him up. He needs a loving home and someone who can find his beauty inside.

Make him yours, Esmeralda.

US$14.50 from lesjoujou at Etsy.

*though for private consumption, we usually prefer squirrels of the non-roadkill variety. We may be crool bitches but they're just so damn cute.

The Other Twin Illness Pillow

Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes:

anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.

US$45 from CrowsCloth at Etsy.

Vintage Bedpan Inbox and Urinal Vase Set

The description of this vintage wonder had us at oh hai:

AWWWWW! A Rose by any other name, would not be as sweet.
COLLECTIBLE...BIG TIME:
A Vintage Pediatric Toileting & Hospital Set. These are porcelain-coated metal.
A wear spot is seen on the base of the urinal.
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GREAT FUN USES:
Other than the obvious....
1\ MAIL-box and bud vase for any Medical Centre or Docs' or Health Care Managements' office
* I had used this set for my incoming mailbox on my desk; as much of the correspondence seemed rather Sh..ty anyway! haha. I used the urinal for my weekly treat to me; fresh flowers.
Everyone got a kick out of this: Sales Reps, other Mgmt, Staff, Visitors, etc, all aughed.
2\Gardeners use your imagination; as new pots/planters and vase in your yard, or garden. On a ledge etc.
3\Conversation pieces, I guarantee this do the trick!
4\Candle landscapes..in the bedpan, urinal laying in front or standing beside on guard.
4\ whatever makes you smile.....please let me know!
**** IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO SEE OR FIND THE HUMOR IN EVERYDAY LIFE, PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT LIVING? By BJMoore

Assert your place as the office freak funperson and install it on your desk today.

US$30.15 from BJMoore at Etsy.

Scandalous Lavender/Purple Skirt

For those who never got over the Japanese skirt hoax, here is an inspired variant in all its handmade glory. Wear one to family festivities and auntie Gertrude will never forget your birthday again. Or your skirt.

US$45 from pantherbyhand at Etsy.

The Shocker Art Print

A two-headed grandma after a vaginal rejuvenation has had her hand bitten off for giving you the shocker. Captured in a print full of polkadots and more surprises than you can point a spiky nail at.

US$15 from SourOctopus at Etsy.

Glueck

The seller writes:

In German Glueck means luck. I'm not sure if this fellow brings good or bad luck but he's always happy and you can't resist rubbing that cute little tummy.

We could resist. Really.

US$28 from Nothinglikeit at Etsy.

STD Free Women's Bikini Panties

The author enthusiastically squeals:

"So...these panties are designed to let everyone know you are gono-syphil-crab-mydia-herp-itis FREE! Because no one wants to catch it!
...
New and never worn underwear!!!"

Well thank fuck for that. We wouldn't want to, you know, catch something!!! Because noone wants to catch it!!!!!!! Lyk eva!

US$10 from artisticle at Etsy.

Blonde Bombshell

Seller's description:

Spring is bustin out all over and so is cellulite. Need a reminder that cellulite and blonde bombshells don't mix? Here she is. This original OOAK sculpture was created from found objects, old tin can, horse hair, wax, nylons.

US$125 from SushiWooshi at Etsy.

Countess Julia Orange Baby Art Doll

The story behind this one is sad and sweet. We were going to comment on the doll itself but the picture suffices.

US$47 from jen1kanobi at Etsy.

Breakfast Ass Patch (Large)

Wear your breakfast on your arse! Strategically placed, this patch could make you the coolest kid in town*. In size Large, we're assuming that is the size of the patch and not of the poor gluteal instrument in question.

*or result in peer-inflicted injury, we're not psychics.

US$5 from jennymadethis at Etsy.

Inbred baby riding a radiator

Would you have thought of this? Deer antler optional.

US$35 from Hellray77 at Etsy.

Alien Foetus/Parasite

If anything makes me want to convert to vegetarianism, it's this delightful interpretation of, well, an alien foetus/parasite.

US$90 from Doodlemonkie at Etsy.