In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Killing Two Birds With Two Peas In A Pod Card

Q: What's better than a card with a pun?
A: A card with multi-layed puns. And peas.

US$3 from Idiomsyncrasies at Etsy.

After the Rain Soap Dish in Fern Mist

What better way to have your soap served to you first thing in the morning than on a bed of glistening, glazed worms. Nom nom.

US$35 from dbabcock at Etsy.

Dusty Blue Mowhak [sic] dino bird brooch

Accessorising is often the cheapest way to update your wardrobe. Every fashion-savvy woman needs an assortment of brooches, scarves, hats and bags. Hot tip: dino bird brooches are IN for A/W 09.

US$11 from MiaRae at Etsy.

Popping Pimples Bird Toy

Nothing is more satisfying than squeezing a freshly cultivated pimple (or blackhead, if the gods have been nice to you). Give your pet bird the same pleasure with this amazing toy.

US$7 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Birdy Magnets

No 90s hip hop song can adequately express the extent of our love for these birdy magnets. We went through many.

Corn Chip, Eyes and Disembowel rectangle magnets, US$4.25 each from mincingmockingbird at Etsy.

We Can't All Be Winners - 1 Inch Hand Drawn Birdie Button

That's how this birdie rolls.

US$3.50 from CrazyGrapes at Etsy.

Good to be a Different Bird

Not a sea creature or a genital sculpture, but a bird pendant. Bless.

US$39 from WEARABLESonaWHIM at Etsy.