Rainbow Poops Wall Decals

Rainbow poop wall decals. Does what it says on the tin. Re-stickable.

US$48 from blik.

Krizzle Gradvlak

This guy means business:

Krizzle Gradvlak is an alien bounty hunter hired by the Sphyrnian high command to hunt down the escaped rebel Tithonian ship and destroy it. He is a ruthless and treacherous professional assassin. His favorite hobbies are skiing, scrap booking, sudoko, and vaporizing alien scum. No one is sure of Krizzle's origins, his home world, or anything about his back ground; they do know he's extremely dangerous and to stay well away from him. Be happy your not on Krizzle's hit list, cuz if you are You won't be for long.

Made of fleece, felt and AWESOME.

US$25 from happycloud at Etsy.

Shane the Mature Sock Monkey

The seller writes:

Shane is a very active member of the lesbian community and is a bit of a womanizer. She has all kinds of interests but topping the list is clubbing and dancing into the wee hours of the morning and designing and creating amazing hairstyles.

US$35 from ShortBusStuffies at Etsy.