Camouflage Deer Hunter Garter Set

Unleash your inner Palin and killernate the wedding party with this wedding garter set. Camouflage, deer running for its life... all that's missing is a mini rifle charm, really.

US$24.99 from GartersByKristi at Etsy.

Pink and Red Foam Letters Barrette MILF

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Spit, Swallow, Sugardaddy and Easy Scrabble Tile Pendants

Shove these klassy pendants in the face of your feminist friends, they'll so totally ~*LuV*Ya*~ for it, you'll lyk be so totalli funni.

Easy, I Swallow, Sugar Daddy Wanted, I Spit pendants
US$5 each from BluntObjects at Etsy.

White Trash Fairy ACEO Bounty

The seller finishes the description of this piece with:

(*ya know ya want some of this)!!!! :D .....

Yes. Yes we do.

US$5 from Snitterdog at Etsy.

Embroidered Toilet Paper Gifts

Our treasured derrieres must be treated to only the finest of monogrammed luxuries. This embroidered toilet paper gift suffices. Just.

US$5 from TwoCrazyCrafters at Etsy.

Alternatively, treat your newlywed friends to thoughtful, personalised gifts they will never forget.

US$4.50 from FlatOutFun at Etsy.

16" Red Monster Truck Nutz

YourNutz.com enthuses:

Introducing for the first time, the biggest, tallest, widest, deepest nutz you can buy anywhere.
...
These nutz have huge veins and a terrific surface texture. Too Cool!

Available in different sizes as well as chrome and other finish variants, though our heart lies firmly with the 16" red ones.

US$48 from yournutz.com.

Initial Sex Font Condom Holder Keychain

Potential lovers will not be able to resist your powers of seduction after you flash this baby. Personalised with your initials, it will help you land arse with klarse.

US$5 from MindysEmbroidery at Etsy.

Have a great holiday, Bethan!

Hope the holiday preparations are going well. ;)

Medusa and the Hairdryer - 5x7 inch signed giclee print
US$9 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Hope you relax, enjoy yourself and party with as much klarse as the 7 sins above.

Seven Deadly Sins Go Clubbing - blank greetings card
US$2.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Cross-Stitch Vandalism

Itch Me Balls...
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

Sweet Zombie Jesus
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.

I Would Eat You But...
US$150 from squidskillpeople at Etsy.