In Honour of Migraines

Migraine accuracy scale: (good amount of suffering, under-eye circles, bonus points for vomming)
Not Tonight Honey I Have a Migraine - Original ACEO Drawing
US$5 from WorldOfMoments at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (roaring grizzly clawing around inside brain, perfect 5)
Migraine Bear
US$11 from cobcreations at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (could have more pain analogies, but good representation of audio-visual cacophony and aura)
Migraine Bird Toy
US$12 from zeeksbeak at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (too serene, and no long-legged bird has ever sucked our brain pain away in a rainbow)
Migraine painting
US$45 from loadedhipspress at Etsy.

Migraine accuracy scale: (perfect as a post-brain burn haze, but the eyes are too clear for an actual migraine, though the splatters are convincing and we can relate)
Migraine Girl Abstract Art 8x10 Print
US$12 from SquiggleArt at Etsy.

Ass over teakettle (TM)

Giclee prints are museum quality. I hope to see this jaunty bare ass piece in the NGV soon. Fuck Dali.

US$20 from IdioticIdioms at Etsy.

What We Found By The Rivers Of Babylon

This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
US$33 from bonspielcreation at Etsy.

Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
US$29.99 from GC67 at Etsy.

So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
US$20 from Marcuskwame at Etsy.

Glamour Ghouls

Puns + pin-ups = win. We love Yummy Mummy the most.

Yummy Mummy 12x16 inch Hand Glittered Print US$56, Diamonds Are A Ghoul's Best Friend 6x8 inch Hand Glittered Print US$12, Glamorously Unwell Zombie 8x12 inch Hand Glittered Print US$28 from andreakett at Etsy.

Dot Your I's (nsfw)

We're not sure what is more NSFW - the print above or what we found when we tried to find the origin of the phrase.

US$8 from PaperThinDesign at Etsy.

Medusa (with Pubic Snakes) (nsfw)

Watch out Titian's Venus of Urbino - can you honestly compete with these luscious lips and lascivious snakes?

US$7.50 from nancyfarmer at Etsy.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles (nsfw)

From the creator of Pubism pinback buttons, two genius prints.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles prints, US$10 each from rthies at Etsy.

American Presidential Wrestling Heavyweight Championship Match Letterpress Poster

The seller explains:

John "The McCainiac" McCain faces Barak "The Terrorist Fist Jabber" Obama in the main event, followed by various pairings of all your favorites from the political limelight. A NIGHT OF BROKEN DREAMS AND FRACTURED HIPS is typeset, inked and pulled by hand. Letterpress printed in red ink on kraft cardstock. This giant 30x42" print is available for a limited time only.

US$250 from YeeHaw at Etsy.

On The Rag Painting (nsfl)

Another masterpiece to adorn your walls, NSFLunch style.

US$30 from mothchaos at Etsy.

This is what happens when a man and a woman engage in sexual intercourse without some form of protection and the woman is ovulating

The title of this print alone is worth the asking price.

US$45 from brendanleonard at Etsy.

Bringing Sexy Back (slightly nsfw)

The seller writes:

8x8 inch, borderless print of my mannequin, Kathleen, wearing a Frankenstein mask. I also removed her arms in photoshop. Sorry, Kathleen! She's such a good sport.

Who knew that Frankenstein had such vivid lift-button nips?

US$23 from Frankenkitty at Etsy.

Personal Hygiene Reminder 5 Pack

Make the world a better place. Carry some sheer fucking brilliance in a handy business card format and distribute to those who need it.

US$5 from Earmark at Etsy.

Bulldog butt print

Mmm, arsey.

US$15 from ArtByCat at Etsy.

Girl With A Stretched Earlobe

Here is my version of Johannes Vermeer's famous painting, The Girl with a Pearl Earring. I wanted to mimic the colour scheme, lighting and the feel of this piece but with a modern twist. Sooo....meet The Girl with a Stretched Earlobe.

We are protective of classical art, but a good parody is always welcome at OOF.

US$20 from micawber at Etsy.

Talk 8 x 10 Print

Take it one step further than your Broadhurst-loving friends and adorn your lounge room wall with this artistic treasure.

US$5 from ChenilleMacabre at Etsy.

God Can't Help You Now

The seller's description (we may just be in love):

People of certain persuasions think that someday they will see the angel of death.

Uh - folks? The angel of death is already here. It's called owls. They're badder than junk yard dogs, meaner than old King Kong - hell, they're worse than Leroy Brown. An owl killed my grandmother for doing nothing more than having clashing patterns on her outdoor furniture. Owls are death incarnate. DO NOT CROSS AN OWL. If you do, and you think you're good because maybe you got God in your corner - you best be thinking of a backup. Like maybe another owl.

God help you. I mean, you're SCREWED.

US$4.25 from mincingmockingbird at Etsy.

Nom Nom Nom Limited Edition Print

Eat your heart out, Disney.

US$40 from SirMitchell at Etsy.

White Trash Fairy ACEO Bounty

The seller finishes the description of this piece with:

(*ya know ya want some of this)!!!! :D .....

Yes. Yes we do.

US$5 from Snitterdog at Etsy.

Doll Roast and Doll Sprouts

Nothing like a home-cooked meal to warm the cockles of one's stone cold heart. No plate licking or slurping please, we may be cold and dead on the inside but we still get murderous from bad table manners. Especially when dinner is as delectable as this.

US$20 for the salad and US$12 for the roast from sixhours at Etsy.