Who Gives A Literal Flying F*ck?

ThinkGeek do. Love.

Flying F*CK R/C Helicopter, US$19.99 from ThinkGeek.

Glamour Ghouls

Puns + pin-ups = win. We love Yummy Mummy the most.

Yummy Mummy 12x16 inch Hand Glittered Print US$56, Diamonds Are A Ghoul's Best Friend 6x8 inch Hand Glittered Print US$12, Glamorously Unwell Zombie 8x12 inch Hand Glittered Print US$28 from andreakett at Etsy.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles (nsfw)

From the creator of Pubism pinback buttons, two genius prints.

Sascrotch and Extraterresticles prints, US$10 each from rthies at Etsy.

Pubic Holiday Card

The seller adds:

There's a festive season in your pants and everyones invited! Comes with a white envelope.

We're in love and are already singing it out loud.

US$5 from littlewave at Etsy.

Killing Two Birds With Two Peas In A Pod Card

Q: What's better than a card with a pun?
A: A card with multi-layed puns. And peas.

US$3 from Idiomsyncrasies at Etsy.

Sexpot, sexpot, you're my sexpot (nsfw)

Hand-thrown stoneware, with bonus pun. Perfect for storing jewellery and trinkets.

US$65 from oldmillpottery at Etsy.

Missile Toad

Watch out Dita Von Teese riding a lipstick, mistletoe pun toad is on the scene and is stealing your moves.

US$30 from casualcarver at Etsy.

Fork Pin

Just imagine the multi-layered puns that will rain on you the moment you pin this baby to your lapel.

US$3 from BlackDoorStudio at Etsy.

I Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Mug

We have a soft spot for puns, spoonerisms and anyone who uses the word 'snatch'.

US$8 from dirtydishes at Etsy.

Peace Wiener Dog Boxer Shorts

Adorn your front-bum with more puns than you could poke a sausage at.

US$8 from DaisyDreams at Etsy.