Mischievous Moustache Monkey

Dashing debonaire sock monkey likes to groom his 'tache with organic pomade, read The Sartorialist and post photos of his outfits on his style blog.

US$25 from blackbirdfashion at Etsy.

Shane the Mature Sock Monkey

The seller writes:

Shane is a very active member of the lesbian community and is a bit of a womanizer. She has all kinds of interests but topping the list is clubbing and dancing into the wee hours of the morning and designing and creating amazing hairstyles.

US$35 from ShortBusStuffies at Etsy.

Wanda and Denise The Slut Monkeys

These sock monkey babes have just finished doing shots out of each other's bellybuttons and making out with each other in front of their boyfriends. Take them home for moar fun times.

Wanda the Slut Monkey and Denise the Slut Monkey, US$45 each from CraftosaurusRex at Etsy.