From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...
This post is dedicated to Babylon. Let's begin with the delicious manly specimen King Nebuchadnezzar, whose undisputed hot looks are immortalised on a green silk scarf. Admit it, you want to caress that lush unibrow until the silk is all thin and frail.
Urban Dictionary, you're wrong about this one. Hanging Gardens Of Babylon actually refers to unkempt pubic hair. We may have to get off our arses and add the definition ourselves, sigh.
So you thought Babylon was all luscious gardens, but the giraffes tell a very different story. Don't know about you, but King Nebuchadnezzar's unibrow is looking less appealing to us upon hearing this. Shame on you, Your Majesty. You could have spared at least a re-gifted bonsai.
The seller states: We're impressed but a little heartbroken, since we thought that now the handmade world was into muffs. Perhaps after sharks?Sharks are the New owls, robots, pirates, deer, octopi, squid, ninjas, birds, trees, cupcakes and knitting.
Why hello there, tank top of awesomeness. That's a nice 'tache you have there. Wanna come for a ride? *sleazy wink*
The seller writes: You don't need to be a karate loving priest to bring down the wrath of god. Wear this shirt anytime you find yourself amongst evil and let it be known you can throw down a little "divine intervention" of your own.We just wanted to post it for the second pic, really.
This design was inspired by a very famous line from Peter Jackson's 1992 gore-a-rama "Dead Alive" / "Braindead".
So the mags keep squealing that luxury is dead. This means you'll be putting away that LV monogrammed wallet and replacing it with this delightful number.
Just add "in your bag" and give to your favourite colleague at a leaving function.
