This comes to us via our friend Nicky, who writes: "Is it just me and my disgusting mind, or does this look like, an, *ahem* used feminine-hygiene-product-on-a-ring?"We now know what to collectively get her for her next birthday.
First, we spotted a set of bangles in Sportsgirl that had distinctively spermly features on the main bracelet.
Then, we were indulging in a very rich hot chocolate in a chocolate cafe and this evil sperm drew itself on our beverage. We would have preferred less wiggliness in the tail, of course, but we're not expert hot chocolate decorators. *excuses*
Celebrate the moment of birth, extolls the seller. Celebrate the moment you're torn from V to A is what I'd write.
Maybe it's just me, but I think the arm looks more like a munted foot.
We love interesting silver jewellery. This boobular ring and intercoursely winged peen pendant would look splendid with a suitable outfit.
If you're bored with earrings, stick an old lady's finger in your ear. The more realistic looking, the better.
Salvador Dali's 'tache and Mona Lisa, was there ever a better combination to wear around one's neck?
Wisdom tooth necklace £130 from Bert Industries at Prescription Art.
Vintage Anatomy Mouth Pendant US$13 from uniqueartpendants at Etsy.
Nom Noms - Teeth Soap - 2pack US$6 from soapopotamus at Etsy.
For a Victorian vampire, all it took to get an expression of such utter gleeful joy was a sip of your schweet, schweet blood. For us, it would take a 50% off sale at Sephora with free international shipping.
Wear your flaps around your neck. These are so floppy and soft-looking.
The seller writes: You are invited to a Zombie Bear picnic; bring friends, they can eat a lot!We love the attention to detail and the sexy pose in the last pic.
From stitched up wounds, yellowed teeth, and a bulging red eye, it’s clear that this little guy isn’t your typical teddy bear. He was handmade out of polymer clay, and then given a fur-like texture. Around his wounds, he was lightly coated with liquid polymer, giving the appearance of matted fur. His arms, legs, and head, are free to move and sway, allowing him to express himself as he sees fit.
Fans of This is why you are fat will love this token of fried goodness.
While we like this pin, we do wonder if it's more fun to let your victims discover your mood for themselves.
There is no better way to help victims of the recent Victorian bushfires than with a moustache ring from a specially set up shop, with all profits going to the Australian Red Cross Bushfire Appeal. We are watching this shop like hawks with laser beam emitting retinas, so many cute goodies.
Move over Mimco, we have a new favourite on the neckular adornment horizon.
If it weren't the harbl then it would certainly be armpit.
The seller of this necklace says it's made of sterling silver, but we think it's made of awesome. The seller writes: If she broke your heart, give her a token of your appreciation. If you are a self proclaimed CHB, give yourself a token of appreciation :P
We ourselves may be eagerly awaiting a parcel with a Karen Walker Axe Pendant in it, but our attention right now is on these blood-smeared earrings. Choice of meat cleaver or handy kitchen knife.
The seller called this one George, but to us he looks like a nude Ned Flanders.
