Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Other Twin Illness Pillow

Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes:
anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.
US$45 from CrowsCloth at Etsy.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Crowning pendant

Celebrate the moment of birth, extolls the seller. Celebrate the moment you're torn from V to A is what I'd write.

US$9.50 from doulahara at Etsy.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Gucci Gucci Goo

The Voguettes will be creaming their pre-ordered Lover pants over this. Although they might too be up in arms as it's a blatent rip-off of their beloved Gucci. Oh the humanity!

US$5.99 from fun2wear2 at Etsy.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Little Joseph, Holy Shit and Woofer Speakers

Three delicious contemporary design finds to tickle your morning. We're not sure if our current favourite is the paedophile's delight or the headless dog set.

Little Joseph US$99, Woofer Speaker System US$1,259 and Holy Sh*t US$39 from Generate.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Pregnancy Card


I could wax lyrical about the pretty cover design, but my favourite part is the message on the inside:

I'm waiting for my sister to announce her second pregnancy so I can buy this for her. She'd appreciate it!

US$2 from goatcards at Etsy.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Buttony Bernice, or wtf? (as I prefer)

Buttony Bernice is always worrying about the neighborhood’s business. She can be seen hanging out on her stoop,i n her striped housedress, hair curling in a towel, with a cig to spare. She doesn’t take crap from anyone.

But what is it?

US$35 from AvrilsUglyBabies at Etsy.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Modern White Baby Head Vase / Planter

Message the seller for a replication of this wonderful planter, since this baby has just sold.

From mudpuppy at Etsy.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

'Mommy Puts Out' Baby Bib

Perfect gift for someone who's just popped out a crotch muffin.

US$4.99 from WeROnesieful at Etsy.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

It's a boy!

The ever popular 12 week baby fetus ornament in a sparkly silver finish. This one sports a turquoise blue headband and wristbands. My how he's glistening, just look at that twinkle! Start a new tradition of hiding the fetus on your holiday tree, or announce the arrival of a wee one to your family. These little buggers are sure to bring a smile to your face.

Why?

US$18 from KristinPavelka at Etsy.

Diaper Doody Mask

This is a 3M™ Particulate Respirator 8247, R95, with Nuisance Level Organic Vapor Relief (that about says it all doesn't it?) which should do well to protect you! I have handsewn a masculine looking fabric along with the word "Doody" in felt. A menacing looking skull and crossbones leers from the top of the mask.

Also good for any Michael Jackson impersonations (minus the 'doody' and skull and crossbones) or a poor man's Hannibal Lector.

US$15 from BabaOReally at Etsy.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Creepy baby soap

Do you really want to wash your unmentionables with a baby's head?

US$3 from MollycoddleSoap at Etsy.