From the seller who brought us the Sign Language Tee (also NSFW). We await the arrival of matching items, perhaps labelled Little Miss Labia, Little Miss Vulva, Little Miss Clitoral Hood Piercing...
Pre-worn high cut vintage panties for your enjoyment. We think the cast of Dynasty would have paraded around in these on set.
The author enthusiastically squeals:Well thank fuck for that. We wouldn't want to, you know, catch something!!! Because noone wants to catch it!!!!!!! Lyk eva!"So...these panties are designed to let everyone know you are gono-syphil-crab-mydia-herp-itis FREE! Because no one wants to catch it!
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New and never worn underwear!!!"
A perfectly proportioned Pringles man moustache adorns these 'fundies' (fun + undies). You don't need to be a brunette to wear these...proclaims the seller. Well thanks be to Jeebus for that!
Absolutely divine panties (our favourite word). With the perfect faux muff, this undergarment will surprise, elate and astound. Don't take our word for it, buy a pair and salivate in private with your loved ones. Nom nom.
As the description states, tell them what's under those undies. We are also reassured that this undergarment is new and unworn. We're not sure if this makes us relieved or melancholy.
