Rock On and Peace Out Forks

Keyrings, man.

Flatware Fingerz Rock On Keychain and Flatware Fingerz Peaze Out Keychain, US$10.99 each from SpoonerZ at Etsy.

Kitty Litter Charm

Cute, despite the distinct absence of a turd on a string.

US$6 from Komodokat at Etsy.

Keychain Purselet Handknitted Willy (nsfw)

This pretty little peen will hold your lipbalm and spare change in the nutsack. So sweet.

US$20 from NaughtyKnits at Etsy.

Britney's snatch

Who wouldn't want to be reminded of Britney's snatch everytime a door needs unlocking?

US$5 from freckleface at Etsy.

MILF Keychain

Remind yourself of your MILF status every time you take out your keys. In case there are no whistling cues to remind you. Which isn't really a possibility if you're a real milf, we hear they each have a little echelon of schoolboys trailing them at all times.

US$16 from westbyron at Etsy.