Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes: anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.
Three delicious contemporary design finds to tickle your morning. We're not sure if our current favourite is the paedophile's delight or the headless dog set.
Since we're on the topic of hookers: O.K Folks!! I had ta' do it!! It was a line off of the anchor man movie, and i laughed my ass off and then drew this up!! This decal is weather proof and will last for years inside or out!! It's tough and durable!! Hand drawn and then silkscreened to perfection!! This sticker is HUGE!! It's a BIG 3 inches tall and 12 inches long!!!US$4 from Reedpunk at Etsy.
The seller writes: I bought two bedpans at an estate sale; one very old, and one brand new. This is the new one. The nice lady swore it had never been used. I washed it with bleach, anyway. Then I did some of my regular surgery, and now we have this fabulous clock.
From the creator of Cunt n Crossbones comes this vadge shrine. Keep it for yourself or give away to the nearest minge worshipper, your business really.
We can totally see this vadgely gem in one's kitchen, decorating the microwave door. Matching boob pot holders sold separately.
We think this patch on your designer denim could help with skipping register queues at sales. Then again we also think the lady looks a little like David Gest.
This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.
Getting a bit sick of traditional bouquets? Share a mutual love of eyeballs? Why not delight your beloved with this original arrangement.
Perfect as a decoration for your office cubicle, especially if you already threaten to scalp people when they make eating noises.
This new addition to our delicious little cross stitch category proves yet again that some life lessons are best conveyed in cross stitch.
It's a... six foot tall plastic spork. A legend, a star, a spork to beat all other sporks into humility. We bow before thee, oh mighty spork. Pose with us too.
Message the seller for a replication of this wonderful planter, since this baby has just sold.
Looking for a wedding gift for that quirky couple who doesn't want a 4th toaster? How about a meticulously handmade vase on legs, which will march around the house at night and dance tango when they're not looking.
Hand-thrown stoneware, with bonus pun. Perfect for storing jewellery and trinkets.
The seller writes:Reborn Rubbish pins and magnets are playful little guys happy to have been rescued from garbage cans & landfills. Reborn Rubbish dolls are similar, but too big to wear. They can, however, hang out in your house, demonstrating your exquisite taste as well as your concern for the environment.Spare a landfill, hang it in your house instead.
Watch out Dita Von Teese riding a lipstick, mistletoe pun toad is on the scene and is stealing your moves.
