Hooker Cookies (slightly nsfw)

The seller enthuses:

Another Pleasure Stimulating creation by Tom himself. Hooker Cookies, are ALL NATURAL..need I see more. A feast for the Eyes, and the mouth. Give us one night of Bliss..you will be Hooked. The Hooker Cookies are baked so they 'Hook' together..and carry a unmelted rosebud of chocolate in the center. Made with 2 kinds of Sugar, 60% Cacao Chips (Giradelli), Grade A Butter, Vanilla, Flour and Eggs. They are as perfect as they get. Packed neatly in a pink little box, and draped with a tantalizing Bra hand painted and signed..with either Tom's Signature..or a hand inscribed message of your Choice.

US$8.95 from Tom695 at Etsy.

({*}) Geeky Vulva Decal Sticker

We can totally see this vadgely gem in one's kitchen, decorating the microwave door. Matching boob pot holders sold separately.

US$7.50 from DirtyDecals at Etsy.

Bringing Sexy Back (slightly nsfw)

The seller writes:

8x8 inch, borderless print of my mannequin, Kathleen, wearing a Frankenstein mask. I also removed her arms in photoshop. Sorry, Kathleen! She's such a good sport.

Who knew that Frankenstein had such vivid lift-button nips?

US$23 from Frankenkitty at Etsy.

Bright Yellow Banana Blanket (slightly nsfw)

Not technically NSFW since it's just a knitted tube, right? The seller explains:

Wrap your favorite toy in warmth. This bright yellow Cock Coozy measures 8 inches long and stretches to fit width (within reason).
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I smoke in my home. I will do my best to ensure that your coozy is stink free. I do store them in airtight containers in a smoke free room. But let's face it...if you're shopping for these things, your Cock Coozy smelling like smoke might be the least of your problems.

Put a hoodie on your woody!

We are particularly fond of the hoodie slogan.

US$8 from Pricktastic at Etsy.