The seller writes:Reborn Rubbish pins and magnets are playful little guys happy to have been rescued from garbage cans & landfills. Reborn Rubbish dolls are similar, but too big to wear. They can, however, hang out in your house, demonstrating your exquisite taste as well as your concern for the environment.Spare a landfill, hang it in your house instead.
While this fairy may raise some eyebrows with her pickle adoration, please remove any impure thoughts from your mind! This fairy simply adores her dills.
The ever popular 12 week baby fetus ornament in a sparkly silver finish. This one sports a turquoise blue headband and wristbands. My how he's glistening, just look at that twinkle! Start a new tradition of hiding the fetus on your holiday tree, or announce the arrival of a wee one to your family. These little buggers are sure to bring a smile to your face.Why?
US$18 from KristinPavelka at Etsy.
Every Christmas tree should be adorned with used tampon ornaments. If not real ones, knitted will do.
For a unique engagement gift for dear friends, look no further than these matching builders' cracks. Tastefully accessorised with a screwdriver and g-banger, your gift will be a stylish addition to any home and treasured for many years to come.
All I want for Christmas, orders Alastair the grumpy gnome, is for you to stop having sex with strangers that you meet on the internet.Furry muff. Obviously there's some residual bitterness from the seller over her boyfriend/husband/other half/fuck buddy/crush hooking up with randoms via MySpace or dating websites and making the sex.
US$10 from tineseamonster at Etsy.
The festive panicking season is around the corner, and what better way to prepare for it than to purchase handmade baubles for the tree? Adorn your fir with ornaments that allude to your homicidal side, the kids will love them.
