Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes: anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.
This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.
Your very own silky purple vadge to love, caress and whisper sweet nothings to. The seller, whose creations we have a soft spot for, writes: This pillow is made with luxurious deep purple satin. The detailing is done by hand in gold thread. Bright pink glass beads were used as embellishments, and the clitoris is made with a shimmering pink shell button and a glass bead. Best of all, this yoni pillow features a vaginal canal.
The seller asks: Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?Fuck yes, we answer. Our ovaries often crave brains, too.
Outdo even Tom Selleck with this 70s style moustache. Use it as a cushion! A soft objet d'art! Save yourself the trouble of 'staching up this Movember and just cart this around all the live long day.
