Vagina Shrine (nsfw)

From the creator of Cunt n Crossbones comes this vadge shrine. Keep it for yourself or give away to the nearest minge worshipper, your business really.

US$30 from QuiteCntrary at Etsy.

Sniff Glue Worship Satan Cross Stitch

This new addition to our delicious little cross stitch category proves yet again that some life lessons are best conveyed in cross stitch.

US$30 from misofunky at Etsy.

Perfect Specimin Workout Shirt

Fully [sic].
We had to allow ourselves that one little pun. Had to.

The seller also muses:

This is my T shirt. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My T shirt is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My T shirt, without me, is useless. Without my T shirt, I am useless.

US$9.99 from jamjamtees at Etsy.