In honour of Björk's swan dress

Dress up for casual friday or teach your children about the importance of wearing faux dead swans around your neck with these delightful interpretations of the singer's famous designer dress.

Bjork Swan Dress Halloween Costume US$100 from HeatherEve1234 at Etsy.

Bjork Style Finger Puppet US$12 from dingdongdesigns at Etsy.

Moustache Ride Burnout Pocket Tank

Why hello there, tank top of awesomeness. That's a nice 'tache you have there. Wanna come for a ride? *sleazy wink*

US$20 from asheyhiccup at Etsy.

Fuck Off Bookmark

Poppy, this is to guard you against any douchenozzles that bother you on public transport or at work.

US$5 from RachelMckay at Etsy.

({*}) Geeky Vulva Decal Sticker

We can totally see this vadgely gem in one's kitchen, decorating the microwave door. Matching boob pot holders sold separately.

US$7.50 from DirtyDecals at Etsy.