DYI vulva care kit

Give the gift of DIY vulva love to EVERY woman in your life (including you!) For far too long, the medical establishment has made women afraid of our own bodies. Its time to reclaim our bodies as our own.

The first step: take a look, explore your body! Think of the DIY Vulva Care Kit as the packing list at the beginning of a glorious journey of self-discovery, empowerment and feminist consciousness! The kit includes:
* a medium-sized plastic speculum (other sizes may be available if you convo me beforehand)
* a vulva-loving collaged purple hand mirror
* four vulva greeting cards to spread the word about DIY Cunt Care!
* a batik pouch for all of the goodness.
* a self-exam how-to zine hand crafted for each order.

I'd suggest for all the wide-set vaginas that you do convo the seller to supersize your speculum.

US$25 from EveTalksBack at Etsy.

Flap Choker Necklace

Wear your flaps around your neck. These are so floppy and soft-looking.

US$24 from isobelandcleo at Etsy.

({*}) Geeky Vulva Decal Sticker

We can totally see this vadgely gem in one's kitchen, decorating the microwave door. Matching boob pot holders sold separately.

US$7.50 from DirtyDecals at Etsy.

Purple Satin Vagina Pillow (nsfw)

Your very own silky purple vadge to love, caress and whisper sweet nothings to. The seller, whose creations we have a soft spot for, writes:

This pillow is made with luxurious deep purple satin. The detailing is done by hand in gold thread. Bright pink glass beads were used as embellishments, and the clitoris is made with a shimmering pink shell button and a glass bead. Best of all, this yoni pillow features a vaginal canal.

US$55 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.

The 12 Vulvas of Christmas (nsfw)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva wrapped so neatly
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva that's a piece of candy
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva chocolate and flavoury
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so savory
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five bite sized vulvas
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so sweetly
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so chocolatey
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vulva so yummy

... and that's all our seller has.

US$25 from ForTheLOVEofVEGAN at Etsy.

Your Vulva Portrait

The seller's description:

Celebrate your own beauty, and smile at the fact that when friends come over and compliment the painting they are complimenting your Vagina. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily? Send 4-5 pictures, all at similar but different angles, along with the description. Then describe your Vagina in one word.

US$42.99 from VulvaLoveLovely at Etsy.