The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.US$60 from potc at Etsy.
The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.
Ahhh wouldn't your bosses business cards look splendid in this? The recipe for this crap has been in the seller's family for years: "My family and I make Professional Grade Fake Dog Poop for movies, big and small." I'm reassured.
Just add "in your bag" and give to your favourite colleague at a leaving function.
Its everything you never knew you needed! make your friends and family jealous! coos the seller of this repugnant set.
Our beautiful friend Mia found this delicious soap, which smells of
The seller explains: I just thought it would be really funny to have a nice, well made ring with a small shiny turd in the center.We are instant fans, srsly.

From the seller: "Reindeer Poop begins with top notes of apples and pears; followed by middle notes of eucalyptus, pine, and geranium; and well-balanced with base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, and patchouli. I believe that the bubbly top notes coincide with the feeling children have when they see Santa’s reindeer magically flying through the sky."
The seller writes: Made from authentic Wyoming moose scat, these figurines are always a big hit, not just for scatologists. Moose' poop'les make great personalized gifts that can highlight your recipient's job, hobby or lifestyle.US$25+ from casualcarver at Etsy.

For the bitch in your dance class who gives back-handed compliments. Express your gratitude with a hand-written note on a handmade card, what could be lovelier.