Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poo. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

Orange Poo Catcher Pants

The fashion world seems to have confused the concept of harem pants with low-flying extended crotch pants, commonly known as poo catcher pants. Grab yours in this delightful print before they're last season again.

US$60 from potc at Etsy.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Lick eeeeeeeeeeet.

Realistic enough to lick. Nom, nom.

US$4 from Soaperhero at Etsy.

Holy crap!

Poo has never been so cute.

US$5 from paperfruithair at Etsy.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Rainbow Poops Wall Decals

Rainbow poop wall decals. Does what it says on the tin. Re-stickable.

US$48 from blik.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Crap business card holder

Ahhh wouldn't your bosses business cards look splendid in this? The recipe for this crap has been in the seller's family for years: "My family and I make Professional Grade Fake Dog Poop for movies, big and small." I'm reassured.

US$9.95 from BrownFido at Etsy.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

'I Sharted' Card

Just add "in your bag" and give to your favourite colleague at a leaving function.

US$2.75 from notmoira at Etsy.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Poo Patch Fingerless Gloves

Poppy, stop drooling at these, it's summer!

US$15 from AnnieCho at Etsy.

Friday, January 16, 2009

What's yours like?

No longer will you be without your Bristol Stool Scale with this handy ID/cigarette case in your pocket. Just try not to drop it in the bowl.

US$9.99 from sweetheartsinner at Etsy.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Shit brooch. Literally.

Its everything you never knew you needed! make your friends and family jealous! coos the seller of this repugnant set.

The pile of poop looks like a pretzel.

US$6 from sillyville at Etsy.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

From Mia: Smells Like Roses Soap

Our beautiful friend Mia found this delicious soap, which smells of yesterday's takeaway roses.
My Poop Does Not Stink Soap, US$4 from LoveLeeSoaps at Etsy.

Mia got engaged recently, and we are ecstatic for her. We can only hope that this is the ring that her beloved proposed with.
Small Poop Ring, US$15 from poopshop at Etsy.

Monday, December 8, 2008

The Deuce Ring

The seller explains:
I just thought it would be really funny to have a nice, well made ring with a small shiny turd in the center.
We are instant fans, srsly.

US$70 from metalsugar at Etsy.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Where Does The Poo Go?

Who needs fairies and princesses? Follow the exciting adventures of poo with this delightful book.

AU$18 from biome.com.au.

Monday, December 1, 2008

A gift from Rudolph! (nsfw)

From the seller: "Reindeer Poop begins with top notes of apples and pears; followed by middle notes of eucalyptus, pine, and geranium; and well-balanced with base notes of vanilla, cedarwood, and patchouli. I believe that the bubbly top notes coincide with the feeling children have when they see Santa’s reindeer magically flying through the sky."

US$5 from SweetSurrenderCandle at Etsy.

Moose Poop-les

The seller writes:
Made from authentic Wyoming moose scat, these figurines are always a big hit, not just for scatologists. Moose' poop'les make great personalized gifts that can highlight your recipient's job, hobby or lifestyle.
US$25+ from casualcarver at Etsy.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Crimson Clay Silver Rubbed Bracelet

Our recommendation for this type 1 creation is to drink more water and increase fibre intake.

US$26 from shoda at Etsy.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Knitted Poop (light brown)

We always tend to feature dark brown classical poo. This one is of a light brown variety, we had to mix it up a little.

US$10 from FeralWorks at Etsy.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I Love You Dog Poop Gift

On the Nth day of Christmas, our true love sent to us dog poop shaped to say they love us, in text speak.

US$14.95 from BrownFido at Etsy.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Crappy necklace


Possibly the most vile necklace design ever made! I have crafted this as an abstract piece which shows far away as a abstract design but upon closer inspection you see just how crappy this piece really is! Wear this crappy necklace around your neck and never again be without crap! Also, show everyone just how little you give a crap about what people think with this brilliant creation inspired by me just watching a John Waters film!

God. Imagine what she'd come up with after watching Bring It On Again.

US$7 from sweetheartsinner at Etsy.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Eat Poo Greeting Card

For the bitch in your dance class who gives back-handed compliments. Express your gratitude with a hand-written note on a handmade card, what could be lovelier.

US$3 from smackofjellyfish at Etsy.