Unleash your interior decorating genius and turn your house into something worthy of homeMADE. The seller writes: anatomically correct wax heads, common in yesteryear as a form of documenting the ravaging illnesses that so often ran wild.
17th century portrait of an unfortunate wee thing, beset with measles, hand printed on cotton, then crafted into a 16x16 pillow featuring brocade and silk.
Chicken Pox Print also available in separate listing.
This is what happens when we search Etsy for cushions. Innocent, grandma-friendly, make-our-messy-den-look-less-cavely cushions. Sigh.
Your very own silky purple vadge to love, caress and whisper sweet nothings to. The seller, whose creations we have a soft spot for, writes: This pillow is made with luxurious deep purple satin. The detailing is done by hand in gold thread. Bright pink glass beads were used as embellishments, and the clitoris is made with a shimmering pink shell button and a glass bead. Best of all, this yoni pillow features a vaginal canal.
The Corleone family could have saved themselves a lot of trouble (not to mention a racehorse's life) by picking up one of these plushes. 
The look on the seller's face says it all but in case you need more convincing "It is stuffed with polyester fiberfill so it's 'plushy' to the touch". A must for every glovebox.
The subject itself is worthy of being here, however I knew it was meant to be when the seller used a pair of scissors to show the scale of the cock in question. Isn't the usual a 5 cent piece or something? Whyyyyyyyy put cutty implements next to the male organ (even if it isn't real). Men everywhere are crossing their legs at the thought. Meh, this one's cut anyway.
Outdo even Tom Selleck with this 70s style moustache. Use it as a cushion! A soft objet d'art! Save yourself the trouble of 'staching up this Movember and just cart this around all the live long day.
