Wheye?

Feeling weird now that your creepy colleague is on annual leave and there is noone watching you? Slip one of these babies on your finger and it will be like they never left.

US$26 from kimsjewels at Etsy.

Freak Them Out - Sleep Eye Masks

The seller creating these sleep eye masks is an utter genius. More proof in her Etsy shop.

Smoke In Your Eyes, One Eye and Bloody Face eye masks, US$12.50 each from a selection at FreakyOldWoman at Etsy.

CustomEyes Eye Stalks

Getting a bit sick of traditional bouquets? Share a mutual love of eyeballs? Why not delight your beloved with this original arrangement.

AU$14 from The Little Orchard at Madeit.

Birdy Magnets

No 90s hip hop song can adequately express the extent of our love for these birdy magnets. We went through many.

Corn Chip, Eyes and Disembowel rectangle magnets, US$4.25 each from mincingmockingbird at Etsy.