Little Joseph, Holy Shit and Woofer Speakers

Three delicious contemporary design finds to tickle your morning. We're not sure if our current favourite is the paedophile's delight or the headless dog set.

Little Joseph US$99, Woofer Speaker System US$1,259 and Holy Sh*t US$39 from Generate.

Crap business card holder

Ahhh wouldn't your bosses business cards look splendid in this? The recipe for this crap has been in the seller's family for years: "My family and I make Professional Grade Fake Dog Poop for movies, big and small." I'm reassured.

US$9.95 from BrownFido at Etsy.

ManHandle Pot Holders (nsfw)

Best peen-related idea ever. Colour coordinate with matching boob bowls for extra win.

ManHandle Pot Holder in Tan and in Red, US$6.50 each from ayarnnut at Etsy.

( . )( . ) Pot Holders (nsfw)

Grab a handful of ASCII-style boob each time you burn something in the kitchen. ( . )( . ) for all.

US$15 from CrochetandCrafts at Etsy.

Initial Sex Font Condom Holder Keychain

Potential lovers will not be able to resist your powers of seduction after you flash this baby. Personalised with your initials, it will help you land arse with klarse.

US$5 from MindysEmbroidery at Etsy.