Sniff Glue Worship Satan Cross Stitch

This new addition to our delicious little cross stitch category proves yet again that some life lessons are best conveyed in cross stitch.

US$30 from misofunky at Etsy.

The Flaming Chihuahuas of the Apocalypse Poco Diablo

Meet Diablo, a pyromaniac doglet with masterfully applied fake eyelashes.

US$75 from chatnoirstudios at Etsy.

Nedra The Darling Little Demon

The seller narrates in a movie promoter voice:

Her newly sprouted horns are still delicate bone, and clearly caused some inflammation of the surrounding skin.
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Her little round mouth is parted to reveal the glimpse of her teeny vampire fangs...still wet with demon baby spittle.

The painted black nails are a chic touch, very now.

US$95 from GothicCradle at Etsy.

Hai to our friend Ginge

Bonny Red the Pirate - a pirate and a ginge at once. Win.
US$23 from Pinxit at Etsy.

Devil Squid - made of evil and cute.
US$35 from slugwork at Etsy.

Pirate Silver White Nipple Tassels - every self-respecting pirate needs a pair.
US$22 from CheesecakeBurlesque at Etsy.

The Devil's Hand Puppet clay bracelet

The story behind this one is sweet, the seller's name for penii was The Devil's Hand Puppet. Thus the bracelet, combining devil heads with adorable twisty horns and miniature penii replete with wee pubes. Made of polymer clay and sheer win.

US$39.99 from poetsummer at Etsy.

Cast Iron Devil Head

We're not sure if Lucifer is in disdain or cackling in a most evil way at your existing cast iron head collection, but his noble brow and convincingly pointy horns simply ache for a cherished place in your living room, or at least boudoir.

US$5 from dadpm1 on Ebay.