ManHandle Pot Holders (nsfw)

Best peen-related idea ever. Colour coordinate with matching boob bowls for extra win.

ManHandle Pot Holder in Tan and in Red, US$6.50 each from ayarnnut at Etsy.

( . )( . ) Pot Holders (nsfw)

Grab a handful of ASCII-style boob each time you burn something in the kitchen. ( . )( . ) for all.

US$15 from CrochetandCrafts at Etsy.

Modern White Baby Head Vase / Planter

Message the seller for a replication of this wonderful planter, since this baby has just sold.

From mudpuppy at Etsy.

Crazy Legs - Its Alive Vase

Looking for a wedding gift for that quirky couple who doesn't want a 4th toaster? How about a meticulously handmade vase on legs, which will march around the house at night and dance tango when they're not looking.

US$180 from joeconardcreations at Etsy.

Sexpot, sexpot, you're my sexpot (nsfw)

Hand-thrown stoneware, with bonus pun. Perfect for storing jewellery and trinkets.

US$65 from oldmillpottery at Etsy.