Stitched-up Zombie Bear Necklace

The seller writes:

You are invited to a Zombie Bear picnic; bring friends, they can eat a lot!

From stitched up wounds, yellowed teeth, and a bulging red eye, it’s clear that this little guy isn’t your typical teddy bear. He was handmade out of polymer clay, and then given a fur-like texture. Around his wounds, he was lightly coated with liquid polymer, giving the appearance of matted fur. His arms, legs, and head, are free to move and sway, allowing him to express himself as he sees fit.

We love the attention to detail and the sexy pose in the last pic.

US$30 from DeliciousHobo at Etsy.

Kitty Litter Charm

Cute, despite the distinct absence of a turd on a string.

US$6 from Komodokat at Etsy.

After the Rain Soap Dish in Fern Mist

What better way to have your soap served to you first thing in the morning than on a bed of glistening, glazed worms. Nom nom.

US$35 from dbabcock at Etsy.

Modern White Baby Head Vase / Planter

Message the seller for a replication of this wonderful planter, since this baby has just sold.

From mudpuppy at Etsy.

Crazy Legs - Its Alive Vase

Looking for a wedding gift for that quirky couple who doesn't want a 4th toaster? How about a meticulously handmade vase on legs, which will march around the house at night and dance tango when they're not looking.

US$180 from joeconardcreations at Etsy.

Customised Vagina Pasties (nsfw)

Look at these pretty little pussies! These are specifically for a burly girl with a sense of humor. Your nipples are too naughty to show in public? Well why not throw a simulated-vag in their face?

Including:

-Two pretty pussy pasties made from polymer clay in any skin tone you want. These can range from dark as night to hot pink to pale just like mine shown above.
-A pretty little "crystal" colored swarovski crystal clit for just the right amount of shimmer in all the right places.

Extras include a different clitoris, fur and lace. Nom.

Crimson Clay Silver Rubbed Bracelet

Our recommendation for this type 1 creation is to drink more water and increase fibre intake.

US$26 from shoda at Etsy.

Everyone hates dentists...

...but does anyone ever wonder what we, the victims, look like to dentists? We wonder sometimes, and we think it may look like these art jugs.

Pineapple Head Jug, Mutant Blue Eyed Fish Jug and Sharp Toothy Bulging Eye Severely Unhappy McCain After Defeat Jug, US$40 each from Faceman at Etsy.