Buzz Buzz Neigh Neigh

The seller writes:

Uh-Oh! This is what happens when little Suzy leaves her toys in Daddy's matter transference modules...
Daddy told her to stay out of the lab a million times!
Now she went and left her pony to get combined with a fly! Eeek!
This hot pink little darling is about 4-3/4 inches tall and 4 inches long from the tip of her nose to the tip of her wing.
Go ahead, you know you want to sing it - my little horsefly, my little horsefly...

This one gets points for the description alone, the faux lashes on the horsie are bonus brilliance really.

US$10 from badsnail at Etsy.

Here kitty, kitty... (nsfw)

We at Our Other Favourites love us some inventive cross stitch. This gem would be an asset in the most discerning of collections.

US$8 from ruby42 at Etsy.

Six Foot Tall Plastic Spork

It's a... six foot tall plastic spork. A legend, a star, a spork to beat all other sporks into humility. We bow before thee, oh mighty spork. Pose with us too.

US$500 from paulpapedesigns at Etsy.