CustomEyes Eye Stalks

Getting a bit sick of traditional bouquets? Share a mutual love of eyeballs? Why not delight your beloved with this original arrangement.

AU$14 from The Little Orchard at Madeit.

Hemp Blend Hairy Foot Sock

When the disgusting heat subsides, we're going to pull out our hairy leg socks and terrorise our loved ones (and hope you do, too).

AU$16 from ig headquarters at Madeit.

Dita Von Gnome (nsfw)

Any garden gnome will cream his ceramic pants over this burlesque beauty. Make her yours today.

AU$17 from LeahLefens at MadeIt.

The Mansuit™

Indulge a nearby male's inner man-child and clothe them in a Mansuit™. We do wonder where the handy back flap is, but perhaps that might come built into the next version.

AU$130 from vellocet at MadeIt.

Parasite Picnic

Turn your guests of their lunch with this set of six coasters. Each set features leishmania (a glutton for love and if you let her have her way she will chew your face off), trypanosoma (lives in your brain and makes you sleep all day) and a hookworm.

AU$25 from Parasite Picnic at Made It.