A Palinesque wet dream, executed in spanish cedar.US$60 from americanperil at Etsy.
Described as Maine Potato Eye Burl Wood Carving Sculpture, this creation reminds us of something else (on a stick). But this could just be a case of eye of the beholder syndrome, of course.
Unleash your inner redneck with these divine gun holders. Rest your favourite Kalashnikov on Bambi's hooves and your home will have instant rustic appeal, as the seller excitedly squeals:Hand Made From Real Deer Hooves! Perfect for Displaying Your Prized Rifle or Shotgun!US$19.99 from rusticstyle at Etsy.
It's hard (ha!) to go past a hand carved dildo. Especially one which lists its features as '...stylized scrotum...' and '...given at least four coats of salad bowl oil...'